7 good reasons to ditch your cellphone: more free time, increased productivity, better sleep, decreased anxiety, personal growth, less comparing, enhanced awareness

A guy brought his (stuffed) peacock onto the NYC subway and no one even looked up from their phones.

All the symptoms of alienation - Todos os sintomas de alienação

Alone on public transport

"And the people smashed their smartphones and all their gadgets. And read books, and listened, and rested and exercised, and made art and played games, and learned new ways of being and were still. And listened more deeply. Some meditated, some prayed, some danced. Some met their shadows. And the people began to think differently. And the people healed. And, in the absence of people living in ignorant, dangerous, mindless and heartless ways the earth began to heal. And when the danger passed, and the people joined together again, they grieved their losses, and made new choices, and dreamed new images, and created new ways to live and heal the earth fully, as they had been healed."

As seen in a South Park episode

At the museum - 'Your portraits are so realistic.'

British Army recruiting people with mental disorders, 2019 posters - Selfie addicts, Phone zombies, Binge gamers, your army needs you!

Can you… have fun without drinks, talk without cellphones, smile without selfies, dream without drugs, love without conditions?

Computer vs Smartphone - 'Okay, so maybe I'm missing a few gimmicks, but I still have my uses. No, this isn't over, Smartphone, not by a long shot!'

Cool. The tooth fairy put a few bucks in my paypal account last night

Dear All Technology, Remember the 90's when you just WORKED??? I don't need a 'smart' feature on my TV, thermostat, lights, music, refrigerator, security cameras, and f-ing car. You're a major pain in all of our asses. You're not worth it. Signed, Everyone

Primary definition of the word 'smart' from the dictionary: to feel sharp pain; to cause sharp pain; to feel distress or irritation; to suffer severely; to cause sharp pain to or in; a sharp pain, especially a local pain; keen mental suffering, grief, sorrow, remorse; sharp and severe, stinging…

Luckily not everyone followed this fashion!

Get your life back for 5 bucks

Guess what these celebrities have in common: Elton John, Tom Cruise, Tyra Banks, Simon Cowell, Vince Vaughn, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Casey Affleck, Jesse Ventura, Karl Lagerfeld, Werner Herzog, Sir Ian McKellen, Warren Buffett, Shailene Woodley, Christopher Nolan, Christopher Walken, Sarah Jessica Parker - They all refuse to use cellphones!

"Hey kid, have you ever seen one of these before? -Wow, cool! You made a 3D model of the 'Save' icon!" - Note for the younger generations: this is called a "floppy disk", an external drive used for computers; it is still used as a 'save' icon.

Hold on a second, I have to switch over to my other ear

I found the Corona Virus!!!

If you walk with the blind, you will - in absolute darkness. Which side are you on?

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it

Incorporate exercise into your daily routine the easy way with the Cell Phone Dumbbell ($19.95 + $19.95 shipping)

Introducing iPhone 5!* - Attracts UFOs, washes your cat, plays 3D movies, 3D video camera, does your taxes and your hair, cleans teeth, cosmetic surgery, repairs appliances, cures flu, gives flu to your ex, masseuse, makes broccoli taste like chocolate, controls weather and stock market, predicts future, changes past, get out of jail free, pie on demand, makes you invisible, enables time travel, spins straw into gold, exfoliation - *Does not contain a phone.

"Time? -Recipe for mushroom omelette…" (it takes time to get used to your new smart watch)

Love thy neighbour as thy mobile phone!

Nephew card: "Party like it's your birthday!"

Never alone

New prospects for guide dogs

New scooter: "This is our new mobile friendly model. That is why we have given one side handle only."

No phone signal for 20 miles - Trauma counselors standing by

Notice is hereby given that all citizens MUST everywhere everyday constantly fiddle with their cell phones - At no time is it permissible to sit idle and observe the poetry of life or look into the eyes of another person. The arrival of a snippit of trivial text holds the promise of unimagined pleasure. Honor thy ringtone and jiggling hand-held devices above all other Gods. Remember always: Practice constant devotion to the precious object. Give full attention to the glorious technology. Maintain unselfish love for the flimsy hardware.

Nursing home in a post-texting world

Oh!... So you're the one who took all our jobs!

Oh, give me a zone where there ain't no cell phones and the service is way out of range.

Only a dog is paying attention to the sign warning about the danger of cellphones.

Our homes are saturated with EMR (Electromagnetic Radiation)

Computer problems? No problem! Use this manual data entry device. P.E.N.C.I.L. Personal Emergency Non-Computerized Information Lifesaver. Enter. Delete.

Phones suck your face (1)

Phones suck your face (2)

Planet of the Apps

After "Gulliver and the Lilliputians", we now have "Gulliver and the Smartphonians". - Let's hope they don't decide to rename the Earth and call it "Smartphonia" instead!

Put your phone down

Smartphorona Virus

"Pops, you should get a Wi-Fi box -Son, I already have a Wi-Fi... a 'Wife-I-Hate'!"

Imagine you know when someone wants to see you or is just thinking about you… Imagine that information can be exchanged through dreams and meditation… Telepathy (can become your new cellular phone) It is important to remember that most material technology today is just a sad attempt to copy the spiritual technology we all have within us as divine human beings of this universe.

The day Kelly forgot her smartphone at home

The day that Albert Einstein feared has finally arrived - 'I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots' - Albert Einstein

'The human spirit must prevail over technology' - Albert Einstein

The Internet of ransomware things.

The new crib mobile mobile

The Tacorna News Tribune, April 11,1953. There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephones

The town without cellphones

They should remake 'Back to the Future II' where there are no flying cars and people just stare at their phones all the time and get offended by everything

This is not a humane trap, this is a wolf trap… The bait is a cellphone.

This is why there are no new Bigfoot sightings

Wake up.

We live in a society where people use a $800 to check their food stamp balance

"What I imagine everyone will do at the end of the world…"- they would film the event with their mobile phones!

Why aren't you answering that? -No Caller ID.

Woman not realizing she's sitting next to a Ninja

Worship that monolith you damn, unworthy apes! Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's '2001 A Space Odyssey' (1)

Worship that monolith you damn, unworthy apes! Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's '2001 A Space Odyssey' (2)

You don't cover the earth in cell towers and radars that all emit constant EMF at an ever increasing level if you're concerned about global warming

You're Different - You're looking at this sign and not at your phone. THANKS

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